I like to help solve other people’s problems so I can forget about my own.
DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
That awkward moment when you tell your family a hilarious story
And they either:
1. Lecture you, and you’re just like
2. Don’t think it’s funny